Notice To The Public
Walrus, NY — The funny fat walrus sits in the sea where the weather is freezing and cold as can be.
His whiskers are droopy and his tusks are white and he doesn’t do much but sit day and night.
Mastodons & Sasquatch
200 Fat Kangaroos
The brown kangaroo is very funny, she leaps and runs and hops like a bunny. And on her stomach is a pocket so wide her baby can jump in and go for a ride!
Zebras of Persia
The zebra has black and white stripes, of course, and he looks just like a tiny horse. Each day in the jungle he gallops along, he may be small but his legs are strong.
François de La Rochefoucauld
“Belshazzar, the King, made a great feast to a thousand of Lords, and drank wine before the thousand. Belsbazzar, whilst he tasted the wine, commanded them to bring the Golden and Silver Vessels which his father Nebuchadnezzar had taken out of the temple, which was in Jerusalem; that the King and his Princes, his Wives and his Concubines, might drink therein.”
Prince de Marcillac
(December 31, 1943 – October 12, 1997) Denver was one of the most popular singer-songwriter hippies of the 1970s. He was an avid pilot, and died while flying his personal aircraft at the age of 53. The Colorado state legislature also adopted Rocky Mountain High as one of its state songs in 2007.
Abraham Lincoln’s Hat
Bambi’s Fat Children
The Big Grumpy Horse
A Blackened Beauty
Blue Fairy Tale Books
Mr. Davy Crockett’s Hat
Sir Robinson’s Crusoe
The Wizard of Ozzy
Zebras are Little Horses
Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr.
The Curious Case of Plan B
Nothing like a little hyperbole first thing on a Sunday morning. When it comes to looking out for the interests
of consumers, Republicans don’t want a check on the banks and they’re using the excuse of not having any soul.
Twisted Gates of Steel
“Miyamoto had an important message to impart on the youth of today: do not eat the red magic mushrooms”
By far the LARGEST AND BEST TRAVELING, consisting of 5 LIFE-SIZED MODELS, in Eight Large
Caravans, Drawn by Twenty Magnificent Draught Horses, will visit East Hartlepool, IL. One Day Only.
Experience the Grapes
In 2000, CBS presented the television movie Take Me Home: The John Denver Story loosely based
on his memoirs, starring Chad Lowe. Denver’s brother, Ron Deutschendorf, voiced the feelings of
many of the singer’s fans when he wrote a letter to the Los Angeles Times criticizing the film’s many
Guarda e Parla
gwar-dah ay par-lah
Ti voglio bene!
tee vohl-yoh bay-nay
E questo é tutto
kwes-toh ay too-toh
Mira y Habla
mee-rah ee ah-blah
Esto es todo
ess-toh ess toh-doh
¡Hasta la vista!
ah-stah lah vee-stah
See and Say
see and say
I love you!
i luv yoo
a funny fat
fatty sits up
Oh, Penguin. The black and white penguin is a
bird who can’t fly, he lives in the South Pole where
it’s cold and dry. His bill is yellow and his flippers
are wide. And he walks with a waddle from side to side.
Thanks, Mario, for making us lots of money
The brown panda bear is big in size with funny black circles around his eyes.
His face is woolly and white as can be, and he loves to swim to climb a tree.
Eviction Notice Hand-Delivered
He has four floppy flippers instead of four feet
and long droopy whiskers and a smile that is sweet.
Shirley Temple’s Fairyland
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